annabelle–cane:

I think progressive groups have a bad habit of looking at inaccessible areas of academia and art and saying “this thing is for rich people, it sucks, get rid of it” (does not give poor people more opportunities) instead of “this thing should be 1000x cheaper” (does give poor people more opportunities). to goal should always be to improve the lives of the oppressed.

zoethebitch:

You’re listening to 102.5 COCK radio the station with the penisest tunes all day long

bryansomething:

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

bulletsgirl:

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

vernestra-rwohh:

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Jabba says you can have an extra hour in the ballpit

charpointer:

petedavidsonscock:

noritaro:

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no you guys are being so weird. it’s a cute book that i liked and i might watch the movie if i’m like free.

you must’ve gotten the wrong impression from my blog let me clarify. I am a hater. And I will absolutely continue to hate the terminal decline of art. We are making a mistake film from a mistake book that’s a reskin of an excruciatingly mediocre Star Wars ship AU (reylo). Nothing about this bodes well.

wickedangels:

the guy u call daddy would ghost u if ur pregnancy test came back positive btw

taiey:

The curtains were blue because everything in the room was carefully colour coordinated, reinforcing the character’s stylish and controlled characterisation. The curtains were blue because everything in the room was a different colour, reinforcing the character’s eclectic and globe-trotting personality. The curtains were blue because the character is elsewhere established to hate the colour blue, subtextually implying that their deceased spouse was responsible for that decoration choice.

The curtains were blue because throughout their filmography the director consistently uses cool tones to mark moments of distance between characters. The curtains were blue to tie the events in that room into the broader oceanic motif of this particular novel. The curtains were blue because the assonance evoked a contrast with the following stanza of the poem.

Even the curtains looked expensive: floor to ceiling velvet drapes, in a flawless royal blue. She tucked the saucer up on the windowsill and tied back faded blue curtains with a loop of string. The narrow blinds were the same navy blue as the pinstripe suit of the man who served eviction notice that sent them to this office.

The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of comfort in that place. The curtains were blue because the author’s childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of grief in that place.

The curtains were blue as an allusion to the contemporary joke about literary criticism, an extension of the author’s autocritical approach that will be further discussed in section seven.

The curtains were red, as a pun on;

The curtains were read.